Two Jews are sitting in a train carriage and talking:
- Abram, who is this Jew with a moustache?
- This is the famous scientist Einstein. He is now going to Tokyo to talk about the "theory of relativity".
- And what is it?
- I'll try to explain it clearly: tell me, you have only three hairs on your head, is that a lot or a little?
- Of course, it's a little.
- And if you have three hairs in your soup, is that a lot or a little?
- Very much.
- That's the theory of relativity!
- And what, is he going to Tokyo with this joke?!