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Anecdote of the day

02.12.2024, 08:00

- Zyama, I heard you get your teeth done. So how much did your fancy bridge cost you? - Oh, what can I tell you - the Brooklyn one would have cost me less!

- Naum Moiseyovych, have you already decided how you will meet the year 2025? - Well, God willing, I will gather all my relatives... - And if God does not give? - If God forbid, they will gather around me...

Anecdote of the day

30.11.2024, 08:00

— Tell me, Rozochka, who is this young handsome Puerto Rican who climbed down the fire escape from your window last night? — Well, the police also asked me about it...

Anecdote of the day

29.11.2024, 08:00

- Moisho, don't you know how we work tomorrow? - Not willingly!

Anecdote of the day

28.11.2024, 08:00

Sarochka, why do you call your husband Adik? Is his name Sam? Well, I can't call him an idiot in public!

Anecdote of the day

27.11.2024, 08:00

Odesa. Mom goes out on the balcony and shouts: - Arkasha! Home! The boy raises his head and shouts back: - Am I cold? - No! You want to eat!

Anecdote of the day

26.11.2024, 11:54

Sarah, how much do you weigh? With glasses - one hundred twenty kilograms. And why with glasses? And without them I can't see the numbers.

Anecdote of the day

25.11.2024, 10:38

Rabinovich at the reception at the clinic: - Doctor, find out about my other illness. This illness is very dear.