Results for tag «good morning my Kyiv» International Center for Culture and Arts PU

Anecdote of the day

05.04.2025, 03:00

«It’s getting worse by the hour!» Rose sighed and stepped off the scales

Anecdote of the day

04.04.2025, 03:00

At Privoz... - Is your persimmon knitting? - I beg you, she's cross-stitching.

Anecdote of the day

03.04.2025, 03:00

This summer, Sarah Goldstein's new book, «How to Find the Man of Your Dreams and What to Do with That Bastard Then», became a bestseller in Odessa.

Anecdote of the day

02.04.2025, 03:00

- Syoma, what kind of name is Ichthyander? - Ichthy is fish in Greek, andr is man. - So all together it means: Fishman?

Anecdote of the day

01.04.2025, 03:00

- Mikhail Markovich, why did we talk to you? I went to the toilet and lost my train of thought. - Syoma, I'm afraid to even guess where you kept it...

Anecdote of the day

31.03.2025, 03:00

- Waiter! I won't eat this crap! Call the cook! - It's no use, Semyon Markovich, he won't either!

Anecdote of the day

30.03.2025, 04:00

New on the market! The newest Israeli frying pan with electronic non-stick coating!!! When your food starts to burn, the Internet in the apartment automatically turns off...

Night. A girl is walking along a dark street in Odessa, a man is walking behind her. The woman can't stand it, turns around and says: -️ Man, why are you following me? -️ When you turned around, I asked myself the same question!!!

Anecdote of the day

28.03.2025, 03:00

- Oh, Bella Moiseyevna, you are so smart!.. - I am not smart, I am experienced. If I were smart, I would not be so experienced.

Anecdote of the day

27.03.2025, 03:00

As Rakhil Abramovna used to say - to avoid getting fat, don't eat after six, and don't smoke near the gas station!