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Anecdote of the day

25.01.2025, 03:00

- Remember, Semyon, a bad reputation is when you don’t live the way others want you to.

Anecdote of the day

24.01.2025, 03:00

- Rabinovich, what are we supposed to live on? - Live in good health.

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23.01.2025, 03:00

- Rabinovich, are you an obstetrician? - What makes you think that? - You're great at getting on people's nerves...

Anecdote of the day

22.01.2025, 03:00

- Tell me, are you by any chance the son of old man Rabinovich? - Yes, son, but this is the first time I’ve heard that it’s «by chance».

Anecdote of the day

21.01.2025, 03:00

Well, that's it.. Sofa! - What, did you do it? - No, you broke it!

Anecdote of the day

20.01.2025, 03:00

- Mom, who is Marx? - Marx is an economist. - Like our Uncle Izya? - Our Uncle Izya is a senior economist.

Anecdote of the day

19.01.2025, 03:00

- Monya, what are you thinking about? What's going on in your head? - Mostly women and money... - Idiot! You need to hold them in your hands, and have some brains in your head!

Anecdote of the day

18.01.2025, 03:00

- I'm depressed. I'm so fat and lonely... - Oh, come on, Tsilya, that's not true. Now show me where you're fat? - Monya, maybe I should show you where I'm lonely?

Anecdote of the day

17.01.2025, 03:00

- Washing the dishes infringes on my male dignity! - Sema, I am begging you, wash her with your hands!

- Is your bull fresh? Still alive? - No, he's already dead, why can't you see? - That's why I'm looking at the price - are you collecting for his funeral? - So are you going to buy it, or should I forget you forever?