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Anecdote of the day

08.12.2024, 08:00

A Jew comes to a rabbi and asks: - Rabbi, is it true that a sandwich always falls buttered side down? - Yes, Moishe, a sandwich always falls buttered side down. - You know, Rabbi, this morning I buttered my sandwich, then accidentally dropped it, and it fell buttered side up! How is that possible? - It can't be! - exclaimed the rabbi and turned to the books. He leafed through them and leafed through them, but could not find an answer. Finally, he said to Moishe: - Come tomorrow. I will consult with my teacher. Maybe he will tell me what is going on here. Moishe comes the next day. - The teacher explained everything to me, - said the rabbi to him. - The thing is, you buttered the wrong side!